what is this bullshit of casting spells that can only be broken by “true love”
that shit is broken so easily in every fucking movie that there ever was
and everyone always acts so goddamn surprised
like oh, they didn’t pick the prettiest bitch in all the land
and how do people even fall in love in these movies anyway
they’re either asleep half the time or can’t speak to each other because of some kind of
barrier (social/physical/magical/what-the-fuck-ever)